DFF Item #5

5. Okay then, what about the time the cops raided the Transvestite Bar over by the engine house, and you had to bail out the Chief  Mechanical Officer and the purchasing agent?

Both the CMO and purchasing agent are heterosexual, of different sexes, and both are married (although to other partners). The bar portion of the facility was, is, and will be considered "off the property" and both the CMO and the purchasing agent were off duty at the time the bar was raided. Both parties received the proceeds from a previously arranged low interest loan at the time of  their arraignment  that just happened to coincide with the amount of bail.

How do you explain the " leave of absence " taken by the office manager the March after the Christmas party, and when she returned that next November with a baby, the MOW Super, a bachelor, sold his house and Corvette, and now lives in a furnished  room and drives a Yugo. Explain that, FAQ Man.

The Lackawanna Terminal is unaware of any wrong doing by the MOW Superintendent and no charges were ever filed against him. He has  since been transferred to a mountain top microwave relay site at an  undisclosed location. The site has no telephone or mailing address. The office manager has since been promoted to General Administrator, a  job created by the company with no duties or responsibilities. The  blonde haired, blue eyed, female baby was adopted by a couple from the Middle East who flew back to their small North African country as soon as the adoption papers were signed and hasn't been heard from since.

The Lackawanna Terminal Railway's Management Team considers the matter closed at this time.

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